Things I have learned (part I):
Never trust people who wear clogs, especially men who wear clogs. Nor people who insist on using all three names (they are serial killers).
Times with mariachi music and no money are better than times with money and no mariachi music.
If you're 30 or so and you have to go outside your tribe for stuff-you need better friends.
BBQ is sacred and best enjoyed on Sunday afternoons.
Do on to others as you would have them do onto you. Unless there's a better than good chance you'll never see them again.
When deciding to either join a dating site or a porn site-go with the porn...you'll be much happier.